Editor's note: Did you ever stop to think that there are certain advantages to living in a haunted house? You don't have to clean it because it's so dark that nobody can tell whether it's clean or dirty anyway; you won't be bothered by pesky guests; and there's always a screaming wind to drown out the neighbors' annoying music! However, if you're not fortunate enough to have your own real haunted house, we'd like to offer you one in the form of a desktop wallpaper. You're welcome.