Editor's note: Pro parenting tip: if you ever have to deal with a temper-tantrum-prone child, breathe deeply and tell yourself, "He's not as bad as Gyarados. He's not as bad as Gyarados." Because we'd put this cross between a dragon and a snake up against any two-year-old human! When Gyarados goes on a tear, he doesn't stop when offered hugs, ice cream or the soothing voice of the mama. He stops only when every single thing around him has been destroyed. On that note, get yourself a Gyarados wallpaper and you'll be able to favorably compare every grumpy and/or destructive person in your life to this powerful Pokémon character. Try it! It's cheaper than therapy. Now go!