Editor's note: If narcissists are your thing, here ya go: a self-obsessed, delusional dude who thinks the world revolves around his supposed-good looks! On the plus side, Handsome Jack does have a sense of humor and his eyes are two different colors, which we mention only because Australian Shepherds, some of the sweetest and smartest dogs out there, also often have different-colored eyes. And that concludes the list of things Handsome Jack and handsome Aussies have in common. Get your H.J. wallpaper and play on!