Editor's note: The voice of Family Guy’s Lois Griffin, Alex Borstein brought us the line that simmers beneath every American family Christmas: “So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents, and while you’re at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!” Thank you, Alex and Lois, from the bottom of every overworked, underappreciated mother’s heart. And now let’s all get some Alex Borstein wallpapers to remind us to be nice to the women who put the turkey on the table!