Editor's note: We have two things to say about hippos. First, there's a herd of them running wild in Colombia, yes, Colombia as in the South American country, that are descendants of hippos imported from Africa by deceased drug lord Pablo Escobar. And secondly, if you ever go to a town called Hutto, Texas, you'll find that the whole town is crazy about hippos. Their high school sports teams are called the Hutto Hippos, and there are hippo statues everywhere. Why? We don't know. But get a hippo wallpaper already.