Editor's note: This hilarious and wonderfully green guy is the beloved leader of those of us who cringe when Christmas music is played in the grocery store, who writhe in agony over the tacky decorations, the unrelenting pressure to visit relatives and the commercial hijacking of a religious holiday that we don't even like in the first place! Then when certain people say, "Oh you're such a Grinch!" we're like, "And?" And we retreat to our caves where our desktops welcome us with emotionally-supportive Grinch wallpaper. Bah, humbug!